I'm back! But for how long?

What is this nastiness? What could be funny and/or gross enough to bring me out of blog-tirement? This, dear friend, is what happens when you take one leftover greek salad and let it sit in the work refrigerator for nigh on three months. Yes, the salad has begun to dissolve the aluminum container. I can't believe I ate that. Think about what it must have done to my stomach. On a curious note, the feta cheese appeared to be still quite good. Oh, and I am wearing two different kinds of deodorant today because I ran out mid-application. It kind of gives me that icky feeling like when you don't shower and leave the house to run an errand. Eww.